Funemployed in NYC is written by a bunch of cocky assholes laid-off writers practicing their sobriety from the cubicle life while they sit on their asses, skip baths and let their beards (or armpit hair, what have you) grow out.
They try to write punny observations about what it’s like to be laid the fuck off. Don’t like our writing? Then stop procrastinating and get back to work before you lose your job too, ya jerk!
If you’re an unemployed writer in NYC and you want to contribute to this blog, send us an email at funemployednyc@gmail.com.
hi guys…..
kiss us back on your BLOGROLL! you’re up on our front page. prime real estate!
lemme know when you’ve got us up.
thanks!
Where have you gone? I rely on your blogs to get me through my unemployed days in this city…
CH
Awww…Chad! You break my heart. I’m sorry we’ve been remiss in posting. We’re actually busy trying to find jobs because hitting the 6 month mark in benefits is really fucking scary. Like, “I’ve hit the meds” again scary. But we’re baaaaaack!
I remember when I was laidoff in early 2001 even dating became difficult b/c I can sense the men were too scared to get involved with a lady without job. Well, years later now I am stably employed in healthcare and now my market value quadrupled. I can’t wait to slam the door on some guy’s face who didn’t want me then but desire me now. Da hell with you!